Your Nan’s Cold Because a Nurse Got Universal Credit. Apparently.
The Telegraph wants you to believe benefits and migration are in a zero-sum cage match. They’re not - and they never were.
What would a Saturday morning be without a breathless headline from The Telegraph?
It's the kind of headline designed not to inform but to provoke - high on volume, low on rigour, and carefully calibrated to fit neatly into a week of manufactured outrage.
Let's do a rapid dissection of some of the most glaring issues, starting with the number.
£1bn a month…
