Reform UK Sounds More Like Fox News Than a British Political Party

Conspiracies, contradictions and carnival-barker theatrics - the Turquoise Tories are copying America's worst instincts, and it's backfiring.

Please forgive any stray typos, rogue commas, or questionable punctuation - most of this article was written out on an under-caffeinated, extremely early morning commute and scribbled between site meetings on overheated buses.