Gay Christmas, On-Call Rotas, and Other Festive Traditions

A Christmas Eve note, with thanks and minimal Brussel sprouts.

Morning All,

For anyone who has neglected to check the calendar the moment they wake up, I am very pleased to inform you that it is officially… Christmas Eve!

With that setting the tone for the day (which may mean that you’re doing the last touches on prep you’ve been doing for weeks, or you’re running around like mad in the Big Tesco looking for fucking…