14 Comments
User's avatar
Cara's avatar

🎶 Nine bins of stupid

Sitting on a wall

Nine bins of stupid

Sitting on a wall

And if some stupid bins

Should accidentally fall

We’ll still be here laughing

At the stupidity of them all 🎶

🙄

Tricia Cassel-Gerard's avatar

Phew! A precious couple of hours and you want to spend them on the biggest waste of space in Britain next to Tommeh ten names? Ok then.

I might just wait till the end of the process and blast the idiot for doing this to lengthen the time it will take.

Btw your turn of phrase is exquisite xx

Helen Spedding-Lowe's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 crying laughing here! A brilliant summary! Thank you dear Bear, I hope Count Binface wins!!🥇🏆

Cecilia's avatar

I'm not sure the by-election is quite the plebiscite Farage thinks it is: in a YouGov (I know!)poll yesterday 60% of people thought he hadn't been honest with his finances, 12% thought he had and the rest were don't knows. Even 22% of Reform voters thought he was dodgy so if some of that translates in Clacton he might still win but with a smaller majority - Oh Schadenfreude lass es so sein!

Alan Sayer's avatar

I keep doing the Yougov surveys - with a peg on my nose- for the £50 from Mr Zahawi, and, more importantly, to be a voice against the Conservative establishment.

T Pine's avatar

How you can write so eloquently and amusingly in this heat, and whilst sleep deprived, is beyond me.

Excellent as always Bear 👏

Alan Sayer's avatar

To be fair to the Monkey Hangers - a first for me- the mayor was someone dressed in a monkey suit; and, as a local, he didn't do a bad job, I believe.

The story about how they got their name, though, is worthy of current events in Clacton.

Richard Bedingfield's avatar

So every justification given is specifically for the benefit of Farage alone. Why then do the taxpayer's have to pay the costs of staging the referendum? He should be liable for the full cost as well as Count Binface's costs. Technically he may have resigned, but as he was already the elected MP for Clacton why should anyone pay for his chosen device to circumvent legal process of enquiry by asking the Clacton electorate for his job back? It is a pity that anyone is standing against him. It seems to be no more than a grift.

Richard Smith's avatar

A couple of hours well spent Besr

Carolyn McInnis's avatar

Wonderful stuff - thank you for getting up early to write this. I’m now looking forward to each instalment!

Kane Clements's avatar

Farage and his Reformiacs are past masters of the art of false accusations and screaming hysterically at every sin committed by other politicians.

Yet when their own messiah is caught in flagrant abuse of the rules they can’t stand the boot being on the other foot.

We now have weeks of this circus. Every time they attack the press they make further enemies.

As for Binface. Farage is proof that if the public space is filled with enough noise all sorts of things are possible.

Farage is generally reviled. Make enough incessant noice about the Count and it is quite possible he will win.

Alex's avatar

Coffee & spite. Sounds like somewhere I used to work

SueGenevanana's avatar

Me thinks he doth protest too much!

Olynpuss's avatar

Brilliant, Bear 👏🏼