Don't Cry for Me, Monte Carlo

The Yacht Leaves at Noon (But Your Property Portfolio Stays in Surrey)

If you, like me, are what would be considered "terminally online" (yes, I have some phone-time balance issues), you will have seen a particular infographic doing the rounds over the past few days.

A bright red colour scheme. BIG scary numbers. A nation allegedly haemorrhaging millionaires by the hour. And a caption that reads like the Telegraph editorial…