A Dispatch from Dalmatia about Dispatches from the Dubai Diaspora

I’m breaking the rules.

I said I wouldn’t, but, I couldn’t help myself.

I’ve been on the Twitter.

While sunning myself in what I can only describe as light with a honey-like texture (nom-nom-nom), my right thumb very accidentally tapped on that black X icon - like a fox knocking over a bin it promised not to touch. In my defence, I made it several days.

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